Marcello Hernández Roasts 3 Sports Stars in 10-Minute ESPYS Monologue
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Updated · Fox News · Jul 16
Marcello Hernández Roasts 3 Sports Stars in 10-Minute ESPYS Monologue
3 articles · Updated · Fox News · Jul 16
Summary
Marcello Hernández used his roughly 10-minute opening monologue at the 2026 ESPYS in New York to target Jake Paul, Tiger Woods and Bill Belichick, with cameras showing Paul laughing along.
Jake Paul took the heaviest fire as Hernández mocked his history of facing older opponents, joking that his father and stepfather—both over 50—would suit him better.
Tiger Woods became the punchline of a "Grand Theft Auto" gag tied to Caleb Williams' Madden 27 cover, while Belichick's relationship with Jordon Hudson was folded into a joke about the Knicks' 1973 title drought.
The ceremony later shifted from roast to recognition: the Knicks won Best Team, Jalen Brunson took Best Championship Performance, and Jason Collins, Jim Abbott and Scott Ruskan were honored for courage, perseverance and service.