Kasper Schmeichel Likens England to 5-Time Cowboys as FOX Column Maps 4 North American Analogs
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Updated · Fox News · Jun 18
Kasper Schmeichel Likens England to 5-Time Cowboys as FOX Column Maps 4 North American Analogs
3 articles · Updated · Fox News · Jun 18
Summary
AT&T Stadium set up the joke: FOX analyst Kasper Schmeichel said England are like the Dallas Cowboys because they "won it once and have never stopped talking about it."
That line drove a broader FOX column matching England with four North American teams defined by big expectations and long title droughts or repeated collapses.
Chicago's Bears were pitched as the tighter NFL fit than Dallas because they have 1 Super Bowl title and little recent success, mirroring England's single World Cup in 1966.
Toronto's Maple Leafs, the 2026 champion Knicks and baseball's Mets rounded out the list as examples of fanbases carrying history, hype and frequent disappointment.