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Updated · MMA Fighting · Jun 11
Abraham Lincoln Wins 45-President MMA Grand Prix, Beating Teddy Roosevelt in Final
Updated
Updated · MMA Fighting · Jun 11

Abraham Lincoln Wins 45-President MMA Grand Prix, Beating Teddy Roosevelt in Final

1 articles · Updated · MMA Fighting · Jun 11

Summary

  • Abraham Lincoln was crowned the fictional U.S. Presidential MMA Grand Prix champion after beating Teddy Roosevelt by decision in the final.
  • 45 presidents were placed in a bracket at the age and fitness they had on taking office, with the piece imagining matchups ahead of a real UFC event at the White House.
  • Lincoln’s path included wins over Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, James A. Garfield and Gerald Ford, with the article leaning on his Hall of Fame wrestling pedigree and 6-foot-4 frame.
  • Roosevelt reached the final by defeating John F. Kennedy, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft and George Washington, drawing on his boxing, judo and military background.
  • George Washington beat Gerald Ford in the bronze-medal bout, capping a satirical tournament framed around the first White House-hosted fights since 1814.

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